Oh my God!

Assalamualaikum sume...
hmm... hari ni Zariq nak cite lg psal goreng-menggoreng tau. Tp kali ni Zariq nak cite pasal goreng keropok lekor plak. Citenye mule cm ni, kt rmh Zariq wktu tu byk la keropok lekor. So, ble wktu pg Zariq ingt nk mkn psl ade bau2 keropok lekor mak Zariq msk. huhuhu... Ble Zariq nk mkn, tgok2 da abis. Ape lg, Zariq mrh la, mkn keropok lekor x tgglkn utk Zariq! Mak Zariq pun sruh la goreng sndri. Zariq pnye la goreng dgn mke yg msam mencuka (erti kate len nye, x ikhlas). Goreng punye goreng, tbe2 je, BOOM KE BA BOOW!!! Ya Allah, t'kjut Zariq wktu tu, keropok lekor tu melatop. Melatop bkn sbrg melatop, tp dy pnye serpihan2 letupan tu sggh plak kt tgn Zariq. Adoi.... skitnye. Zariq pun ape lg, jmpalah mak Zariq kt ruang tamu tu bg tau tgn kne keropok lekor melatop. Mak zariq sruh sapu ngn ubt gigi klu nk hlangkn skit. Mgkn keropok lekor tu melatop sbb bsah kot... Tp ade satu lg kmungkinn, mgkn sbb Zariq gorang masih tgh marah and x ikhlas. Klu sume nk tau, itulah pengalaman pling pahit skali Zariq berada kt dapur. Sampai skrg ade lg tau parutnye. Mcm mne citenye? Sgt menyayat hati kn? hahahaha....

Moral of the story: Kte klu nk melakukan sesuatu kerja tu, mestilah dibuatnya
dgn ikhlas. Klu x, jd mcm Zariq ni ha... ye x?